Roasted 9 months ago based on G Pear's long term Spotify stats.

G Pear, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like a mixtape from a 14-year-old trying to be edgy, it seems your taste in music is as confused as your life choices. With genres like Drill and Rage Rap dominating your playlists, it’s almost impressive how you’ve found a way to make every track sound like the soundtrack to your own teen angst. It’s like you’re one heartbreak away from actually committing to the “gangster” lifestyle—hopefully, that'll come with some decent life lessons, too. Your top artists read like the FBI's watchlist of "Don't Be Like This Dude." Chief Keef? Ken Carson? With a lineup that boasts more street cred than genuine talent, your music taste is a ticking time bomb waiting to blow up into a reality check. Listening to the same five Chief Keef songs on repeat is a bold strategy, G. Let me know how that works out for your cognitive development because right now, it seems like you’re living a permanent state of “I don’t like” and “hate bein' sober”—which isn’t quite the vibe you think it is. And let's not get started on your "most played" section; clearly, variety is not your strong suit. It’s almost poetic how you could have snagged a Guinness World Record for being the world’s biggest Chief Keef fan. It’s high time you take a break from “Love Sosa” and actually discover what other artists have to offer out there! Pick up some new tunes before your Spotify's algorithm starts sending you daily reminders about the concept of growth. Your music taste might be the last remaining hope for humanity to collectively agree that we should never let you choose the theme for a party.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!