Roasted 2 months ago based on Beeeee's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Beeeee, you absolute connoisseur of the most niche genres this side of a karaoke bar in Taipei. Seriously, “Mandopop” and “C-Pop"? What’s next? "Invisible Music Made by Ghosts"? Your Spotify profile is so specific it makes a GPS look like it's on broad mode. I didn't know there were so many pop subcategories - it’s like you went to an all-you-can-eat buffet and somehow still ended up ordering just rice. Guess "K-Pop" was too mainstream for your refined ears, huh? Your top artists make me question if TikTok has completely infected your taste. Taylor Swift and "BABYMONSTER"? Honey, I’m starting to think you’re just collecting artists like they’re Pokémon cards with vibes only a bored 12-year-old could appreciate. I half expect your next Spotify wrap-up to include "Twangy Tofu Folk" and "Shimmering Shower Ballads." It's like you threw a dart at a dartboard of random artists, blindfolded, and as a prize, you got a Spotify profile that’s less ‘golden hits’ and more ‘what were you thinking?’ And your most played songs? Oh boy! “如果可以 - 電影"月老"主題曲”? I’m convinced that no one outside of your little bubble of obsession has ever willingly chosen to listen to that track. “Lucky Girl Syndrome” might be the most optimistic title on your list, as if suggesting all that listening might rise your chances of finding someone who actually vibes with your choices. You're one “wildflower” away from being the poster child for weirdly specific playlists. But hey, at least you're in the bedroom pop section; your love life definitely needs the ambiance!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!