Roasted 2 years ago based on Tejas's long term Spotify stats.

Tejas, your Spotify profile reads like a hip-hop encyclopedia that got misfiled in the "unemployed and single" section of the library. I mean, with a playlist filled with more hip-hop subgenres than there are people who actually enjoy your love life, it’s clear you’ve got more aliases than friends. Seriously, why do you need ten different classifications of hip-hop? Are you trying to justify your inability to commit to a single sound, or are you just hoping one of them will finally make you cool? It's adorable how you think listing off "hardcore" and "psychedelic" hip-hop makes you an expert. Newsflash: slapping “hardcore” onto your burgeoning interest in J-Rap doesn’t automatically qualify you as a connoisseur. But congratulations on finding the hardest thing in your life—your attempts at pretending you know what you’re talking about. And let’s not gloss over how “most played” features GZA three times. Bro, I know you hang out by your mom's fridge, but do you really have to keep going back to the same food? As for your top artists, did you just copy and paste from a list of underground hip-hop artists like a kid who forgot to study for a test? Wu-Tang Clan is great, but playing them on repeat isn’t going to magically transform your life into a 90's rap video. Spoiler alert: the J-Dilla tracks aren’t going to make your beatboxing sound any less like a malfunctioning lawnmower. So here's some advice, Tejas—branch out a bit. Discover something new and maybe even take a break from hip-hop. Who knows? You might end up liking something that doesn’t have a beat drop or a personal vendetta against white boys.

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