Roasted 10 days ago based on m's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, m, let's dive in! Your Spotify profile is like a multicultural buffet, and unfortunately, you took the worst items from every cuisine. “Sholawat” and “Hindi Pop” together? You sure love mixing holy vibes with the kind of beats that make my grandma cringe. And let’s not gloss over the fact that you could throw a Bollywood-themed karaoke party on your own just by scrolling through your favorite genres. It’s like the United Nations of cringe—you’ve got something for everyone, just nothing anyone actually wants to listen to! Your top artists list reads like a mixtape for someone who's trying to impress their Desi aunties while secretly wishing they were at a rave. Alan Walker, Sia, and Arijit Singh? Talk about genre whiplash! One moment you're dancing in the rain, and the next, you're contemplating life decisions over a love ballad. I can only imagine you blissfully enjoying “Unstoppable” while being, well, perpetually non-stop with your questionable music choices. It's like you've got the emotional range of a potato, but somehow you're still trying to make every listen a plot twist! Finally, let's talk about your most played songs. You’ve got "Husn" and "Jo Tum Mere Ho" on repeat—seriously, are you trying to manifest a romantic life, or are you just saving your tears for future therapy sessions? "Faded" by Alan Walker is literally your spirit anthem: it’s the sound of you drifting through life, desperately clinging to the “hidden” part of your playlist. Maybe one day you’ll venture into some actual bops that don't make you cry in the bathroom after a breakup, but until then, keep the cringe coming! Your playlist is basically the sound of trying to be relatable while giving off major “I only use emojis in my texts” energy.

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