Roasted 7 months ago based on Toasted's long term Spotify stats.

Toasted, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-2000s emo diary that escaped a torrential rain of angst and bad decisions. I half-expect to see a crumpled note about a sad breakup stuffed between the tracks of My Chemical Romance and Fall Out Boy. With more names on your favorite artists list than actual friends, it looks like you’ve embraced being the poster child for emotional instability. Honestly, if you had a dollar for every time you listened to "The Ghost of You," you might finally be able to afford that therapy you've clearly been avoiding. Your music taste is basically a declaration that you refuse to ever let go of your high school days. You might as well slap a "Forever Alone" sticker on your forehead because it's painfully obvious you’re having a full-on love affair with your headphones instead of people. Emo, metal, and screamo in a single playlist? That's either an in-depth exploration of the human psyche or a cry for help. Either way, it’s like you’ve ventured to the darkest corners of Spotify, waving a banner saying, "I’m here for the feels and the breakdowns, but mostly the breakdowns!" And let’s talk about those song choices—seriously, where's the party? It's a wonder your neighbors haven't filed a noise complaint over your nightly sessions of sobbing to "Thank You for the Venom” while wearing a black turtleneck. Your playlist screams "I’m not okay!" louder than an Avenged Sevenfold chorus, which is quite the achievement considering that you’ve essentially turned self-pity into an art form. Remember, Toasted, it’s not just about the music; it’s about finding joy in life, not just angst on repeat!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!