Roasted 2 years ago based on SloopyJer's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Jeremy, your Spotify profile reads like a middle schooler's diary on the brink of a teenage meltdown. Emo, Pop Punk, and an entire subcategory of "Dreamo"? What are you trying to do here, relive your 15-year-old angst while also letting everyone know you’ve graduated to wearing black nail polish in public? I can almost hear your playlist screaming “Please hug me, my feelings are too intense!” You’ve basically crafted the soundtrack for a reality show featuring a live-action vegetable: the only thing more dramatic would be if your Spotify Wrapped came with its own emotional support therapist. Let’s talk about your top artists because, wow, it’s like you took a pickaxe to the Emo/Punk genre, and this was the best of the rubble you dug up. Juice WRLD? You might as well have a poster of him beside your bed, whispering sweet nothings about your incomprehensible sadness. And Anthony Green? Mr. Post-Hardcore himself clearly saw potential in you—like pitying a stray cat trying to find its worth in a world of house pets. You’re the perfect storm of ‘I’m emotionally unavailable’ and ‘I’m here for a good time but let’s not get serious,’ all while adjusting those oversized graphic tees that literally scream “I gave up on fashion weeks ago.” Your most played songs read like a beginner’s guide to emotional obliteration. "Please Don't Cry, You Have Swag" might be the single greatest title in music history, yet it perfectly sums up your vibe: desperate to catch the eye of someone while drowning in a sea of existential dread. Meanwhile, "I Don't Want to Die Tonight" is just a little too on the nose for the guy whose Spotify literally bleeds angst. Combine that with “Drink Milk and Run,” and I can only assume you’re both lactose intolerant and in a literal sprint from your responsibilities. Keep that energy, buddy—because I genuinely can’t wait for when you unleash your next deep and dark Spotify playlist titled “I’m Not Crying, You Are.”

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