Roasted 2 years ago based on Len's long term Spotify stats.

Len, with a Spotify profile as refined as a thrift store on its worst day, you really outdid yourself curating a collection that screams "I peaked in high school.” Your favorite genres read like the world’s least popular bingo card, featuring everything from “Permanent Wave” (which coincidentally describes your relationship with personal grooming) to “Weirdcore”—a genre you officially qualify for by simply existing. I mean, who doesn’t love an existential crisis wrapped in an indie love song? You’ve got the musical taste of someone desperately trying to convince their parents they’re still “unique.” Your top artists are basically the poster children for indie music elitism, with AJJ leading the charge like a sad sack pied piper. What’s next, Len? Starting a club for people who enjoy obscure band names that sound like they were generated by a random name generator? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is going to be just a sad funeral dirge made up of tracks that accurately portray the void you’re harping about. You know, it’s cute that you think you’re on a personal journey discovering the deep meanings in songs that, let's be honest, are about as deep as a kiddie pool. As for your most played songs, they mostly sound like the musical equivalent of a Facebook rant by your disillusioned cousin. “We Will Commit Wolf Murder”? Honestly, all that title tells me is that you’ve probably taken a few too many philosophy classes and are still grappling with the fact that life doesn’t come with a soundtrack. But hey, keep rocking those niche playlists of angst and melancholy, Len. Just remember, at the end of the day, that the only thing more permanent than your taste in music is how much everyone is judging you for it.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!