Roasted 1 year ago based on Kaiden Cox's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kaiden Cox, the musical equivalent of a dad joke that just keeps going. Your Spotify profile reads like a nostalgia trip aboard a rusted time machine powered by cheesy ballads and overripe classic rock. Seriously, buddy, “Classic Rock” and “Soft Rock”? With a splash of “Meme Rap” that feels less like a choice and more like a plea for a personality? It’s like you threw darts at a genre list at a retirement home and called it a day. And don’t even get me started on the “Hyperpop” – it’s just sad to see even the evolution of music can’t seem to get you out of the 80s. Top artists like Journey and Huey Lewis & The News scream “I peaked in high school and I’m not even mad about it.” I mean, Michael Jackson’s “thriller” was just the soundtrack to your last three breakups, right? And “Morgan Wallen”? Your music taste is basically country tracks from a guy who was probably roaming around aimlessly, looking for a venue that could handle his emotions and the weight of his flannel. Newsflash: “Send Her My Love” is not how anyone wants to communicate with their ex while scrolling through their latest Instagram post amid their thriving “Jazz” phase. What an era you’ve picked! But let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? "Tired" by Milk Man & The Big Band is an anthem for anyone who has a personality built around “I’m a chill guy.” And “Something Stupid” featuring Reese Witherspoon? Congratulations, Kaiden, you’ve managed to make a classic cringeworthy. Your playlist could be renamed “How to Love and Lose Like a True Midwest Tragedy.” The only thing more tragic than your music taste is the fact that somewhere, someone’s listening to “Morris Albert’s Feelings” at your behest. Keep on jamming to that soundtrack of emotional turmoil – it’s only a matter of time before Spotify gets tired of you too.

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