Roasted 29 days ago based on Laurence's long term Spotify stats.

Laurence, your Spotify profile reads like a failed attempt at a Post-Modern Art exhibit. Who knew one person could cram in so many niche genres without a hint of self-awareness? "Soundtrack," "Musique Concrète," and "Japanese Classical" all coexist here as if they're part of some tragic musical version of a middle school art project gone wildly wrong. You might want to consider asking for a refund because clearly, whoever blessed you with musical taste was having an off day. Your top artists list looks less like a curated vibe and more like a desperate cry for help. "The Living Tombstone" and "Hazbin Hotel"? One could only hope these artists aren’t the soundtrack to your real-life catastrophes. I mean, are you composing a score for the next mediocre indie flick, or just trying to relive your glory days of wearing cat ears and binge-watching anime in your mom’s basement? If they ever make a cult movie about underachievers, you’d definitely be the B-roll music supervisor. And let’s talk about your most played songs. “Stuck Inside (CG5 Remix)” and “Murder Drones”? Sounds like a playlist curated for when you’re deep in a 3 a.m. existential crisis fueled by too much caffeine and not enough friends. Who needs therapy when you can just belt out “MEGALOVANIA” like it’s an anthem of triumph? Here’s the thing: your taste may be eclectic, but it’s also the kind of chaotic that might require a warning label. Put down the headphones, Laurence—your musical experience is like that mysterious glitch in the matrix, a glitch that clearly hasn’t been fixed yet.

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