Roasted 6 months ago based on Cole's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Cole! You’ve got a Spotify profile that screams “I was born in the wrong decade.” You say you love rap and hip hop, but let’s be honest—you’d probably still think Lil Wayne is a new sandwich idea at Subway. Your favorite artists read like a scavenger hunt for a high school mixtape gone rogue. Do you really need this many sub-genres? At this point, you might as well throw a “Cringe Rap” category in there for good measure, because buddy, your listening choices are enough to make even the algorithm question your life decisions. Those top played songs? A delightful array of confusion! You’ve got “Money Rain - Phonk Remix” right next to “Wig Split.” It’s like your playlist is having an identity crisis, and honestly, it’s kind of hilarious. I can picture you trying to impress your friends by saying you’re into “Experimental Hip Hop” as you jam out to a track called “CHEGOU 3.” Are you a hip hop aficionado or just desperately trying to find something to scream in your room while your mom yells at you to get a job? It’s a fine line, Cole. A very fine line. And what’s up with your obsession with horrorcore? Are you trying to summon demons or just collecting enough angst to fuel a TikTok career? And let’s not forget your entire library could double as a soundtrack for an anime you’re way too old to be watching alone. Seriously, I’ve seen less eclectic taste from a toddler with a YouTube account. If anyone asks about your Spotify, just say it’s a postmodern art project. Who needs real taste when your profile looks like an abstract painting done by a monkey throwing darts at a list of song titles?

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