Roasted 2 years ago based on bforsaken's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bForsaken—your profile reads like a half-baked mixtape from the kid who just discovered Spotify and decided to list every genre of music that exists... including "Minnesota Hip Hop"! Seriously, what are you trying to prove? Do you have a secret Minnesota hip-hop club you're trying to get into? Is there a big ceremony for people who enjoy the sound of 12-degree winters and unresolved trauma? Your taste is so varied it’s like a Yelp review for a vending machine—the only thing you haven’t sampled is the sad little crackers at the bottom. And don’t even get me started on your top artists! "The French Whisperer"? Are you listening to a guy whisper in French while reading the ingredients off a fancy cheese label? Your playlist looks like a high school art project gone wrong, with a splash of dubious consciousness and a sprinkle of "I swear, I’m unique." You’ve got more sub-genres crammed in there than a confused teenager with a confused identity crisis. If I wanted to dive into a sea of amateur hip-hop experimentation and sub-par dance-pop, I’d just hang out at a middle school talent show. Finally, we have your most played songs. Did you pull this list from the depths of despair or grandma’s basement? “Afraid To Die” and “In My Zone”? Sounds like you have an existential crisis on repeat! Meanwhile, every time "The Story So Far" plays, do you reflect on just how far you still have to go? I can imagine you blasting these tracks while pondering the mysteries of life, all while secretly knowing that the most rebellious thing you've done is wear mismatched socks to bed. Keep searching for meaning, bForsaken, but maybe start with a couple of bangers that won’t make the rest of us surf the cringe wave.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!