Roasted 2 years ago based on Matúš's long term Spotify stats.

Matúš, your Spotify profile is like a buffet at a family reunion — a little bit of everything that makes absolutely no sense. You've somehow managed to combine the angst of Oasis with the obnoxious chirpiness of Slovak pop, and it’s like watching a sad clown trying to juggle in a talent show, only to drop everything, including its dignity. With a genre list that reads like a hipster's rejected Tinder bio, I can’t tell if you're trying to curate a vibe or just avoid making a decision at all! Your top artists are an emotional rollercoaster that would confuse even the most seasoned therapist. Starting with Kid Cudi and then jumping to Billy Joel is like going from a noir film to a cheesy rom-com without even catching your breath. Is this your way of coping with your indecisiveness? And how could you flourish in the soft rock zone yet still have “Sad People” as your most played? That's not just a playlist; it's a cry for help while you're sitting on the couch eating a bowl of depression-flavored cereal. As for your most played songs, can we just take a moment to appreciate that your entire music taste seems to revolve around reminding you how sad life can be? You’ve got Queen’s “Under Pressure” right alongside “Maneater” — it’s like you oscillate between existential dread and a fear of commitment at an alarming rate! So next time you hit shuffle, spare us the emotional pain. Remember, Matúš, life is short; don’t let your Spotify profile feel like a double feature of “Eternal Sunshine” and “50 First Dates.”

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!