Roasted 2 years ago based on Jay Asen's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Jay, your Spotify profile is like a trap house with no escape; it's all smoke and mirrors until someone calls the cops on your taste in music. Seriously though, “Rap,” “Trap,” and “Southern Hip Hop” all make sense for you, but seeing “Cloud Rap” in there is just too ironic. The only clouds you should be worried about are the ones filled with judgment coming from anyone who checks out your playlist. I mean, with a top artist list like yours, your life is officially an open mic night for sad emojis and poorly executed flexes. Let’s talk about DeeBaby—was he the last artist you discovered? Judging by your top songs, it seems you’ve had a one-man rave party with him. You could marry DeeBaby at this point, and after spending a night with your music choices, I’d definitely be the best man at that cringe-worthy ceremony. With the amount you've streamed him, I'm starting to think you mistook “ShootOut” for a self-help mantra. And what's with your bleak artists like $uicideboy$ and Lil Peep? Are you trying to soundtrack your existential crisis, or are you just giving voice to those inner demons you refuse to confront? Honestly, it’s not that you love “Dark Trap” so much; it’s that you’re just trying to trap some friends in your sad Spotify vortex. If I were to judge your taste solely based on your profile, I’d say you’re one sad ballad away from blasting “Save Me” on repeat while crying into your hoodie. At this point, you might want to start a support group for “Die Hard DeeBaby Fans Anonymous” because turning your love for mediocre rap artists into a full-blown addiction is almost impressive. Congratulations, Jay! You’re officially the poster child for the “Whatever Helps Me Avoid Therapy” playlist.

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