Roasted 7 days ago based on Elle's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Elle, let's talk about your Spotify profile. With a favorite genre list so long it looks like you’re trying to cover every emotional rollercoaster a teenager went through in a single year, it’s no wonder your playlists are the soundtracks of your existential crises. R&B, Trap Soul, Emo Rap? Honey, at this point, your music taste screams: "I want to vibe but also cry while I do my laundry." Remember when “Rage Rap” was just called “angsty teenagers screaming”? Yeah, me too. Now, looking at your top artists, it's like a Hall of Fame for people who either sing about heartbreak or put us to sleep. Drake, SZA, The Weeknd—congratulations, Elle! You've just constructed the ultimate playlist for when someone needs to wallow in self-pity while also questioning their life choices. Did you know there's a place called a therapist? Might want to check that out, especially if you’re using “Birthday Sex” as a coping mechanism. **Spoiler Alert:** It’s not the cure for your raging FOMO. And let’s not even start on your most played songs. “Unforgettable” by French Montana? You know, if you forget that song exists, it’s not going to ruin your life. “Hotline Bling”? More like “Let Me Call You Out Because It’s 3 AM and I Shouldn’t Be Doing This.” If your Spotify was a horror movie, it would be titled “The Music That Haunts You”—and honestly, it should come with a warning for anyone who’s trying to enjoy their day without the weight of your melancholic beats dragging them down. So here’s hoping you evolve beyond your tragic playlists and discover the beauty of some upbeat tunes—maybe even ones that don’t make you question every decision you’ve ever made.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!