Roasted 2 years ago based on Lus's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Lus, the musical equivalent of a mid-2000s MySpace page. With a Spotify profile that reads like a list of existential crises, you clearly have a PhD in “Why Am I Like This?” Your favorite genres could use a cold shower—Rap, Emo Rap, Dark Trap… it's like you threw every melancholy stereotype into a blender and called it a day. I'm half convinced that if “Mood” was a genre, it’d be your entire listening history. Your taste is so dark, I'm surprised you haven't accidentally summoned a demon or two during your late-night playlists. Your top artists make me question your life choices harder than a high school newspaper editor with a motivational poster. Yeat and $uicideboy$? Wow, what an impressive collection of basement-dwelling lyricists. You know you can actually listen to music that celebrates joy, right? I'm sure your Spotify Wrapped sounds like a suicide note set to a trap beat. If this is what you call "taste," I’m worried you might actually start a support group for people who take themselves too seriously. Get a grip, Lus! As for your most played tracks, I can't tell if you're using them to cope or if you simply hit shuffle during a full moon while wearing all black. “Date No Blunts” followed closely by “Dirty Dan”? What a rollercoaster of emotional instability! I'm not saying you need to increase your BPM, but maybe a little happy pop could shed some light on those gloomy vibes. At this point, I'm convinced that your Spotify is fueled by tears and bad decisions. Chins up, Lus; let’s start a playlist called "Get Over It!"—because clearly, you’ve got some work to do.

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