Roasted 1 year ago based on Will's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Will's Spotify profile: the perfect blend of confusion and desperation. You’ve got a favorite genres list that looks like a playlist compiled during a quarter-life crisis. You're trying to connect deeply with your roots through both "Red Dirt" and "Reggae Rock," while simultaneously acting like you know how to vibe at a beach bonfire singing Jack Johnson's greatest hits. If your music taste was a person, it would be that friend trying to impress everyone with their eclectic taste but ends up just being plain exhausting. Your top artists read like a high school yearbook where the popular kids are mixed with the band nerds. On one side, you’ve got Kanye and Drake dropping bangers; on the other, you’re all about Zach Bryan—a nice way of saying you’re just one twang away from moving to a ranch full of cows and heartache. You even managed to sneak in Kid Cudi, who must be rolling his eyes while sipping on a "what are you doing, Will?" smoothie. If your music choices were a meal, they’d be an unseasoned casserole that tried way too hard to be gourmet, leaving everyone, including your taste buds, in pure bewilderment. And what’s with your top songs, my dude? “Afraid to Feel”? Sounds about right considering your playlist screams, "I have no idea what mood I'm in, so I just throw everything in the blender." I mean, who needs cohesiveness when you could blast "Amber" by 311 and then immediately follow it up with a Martin Solveig track that channels your hidden desire to be a two-bit DJ at a college frat party? My advice? Start thinking about curating your Spotify like you curate your wardrobe—less is more, and nobody needs to see the ten pairs of sandals you just can't seem to part with.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!