Roasted 2 months ago based on brwnysharrrrrk's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s the self-proclaimed “brownierizzler” — a name that sounds more like a failed cooking experiment than a Spotify profile. With a favorite genre lineup that looks like a desperate attempt to keep every auntie happy at the next family wedding, we can only wonder if your playlist is the soundtrack to a Bollywood rom-com or your own cringe-worthy audition tape for a talent show that never happened. This mix screams “I’m versatile!” but more accurately just yells “I don’t know what I like, so I’ll just take it all!” Drake and Rihanna? Wow, that’s as original as bringing store-bought brownies to a potluck and pretending you baked them yourself. Your top artists read like a list of people who don’t know you exist, and yet, you somehow trust that they’ll heal your emo soul through their catchy hooks. I mean, really, how many times can you hit play on "Sex With Me" before it starts sounding like a personal struggle? Your Spotify stats practically scream “Please someone love me!” while chilling at the bottom of the algorithm, begging to work their way back up into the limelight. And speaking of your most played songs, it seems like you’ve been very busy listening to Rihanna’s discography on repeat like a heartbroken teen who just discovered what emotions are. Seriously, the only thing missing is that you didn’t add “How to Be a Heartbreak” by HRH Riri to your playlist to earn your “Sad Boy” badge. Between your melodrama and mix of genres that land somewhere between a Club Karaoke Night and a Netflix love story, it's clear you’ve got a reach as wide as your taste is shallow. Keep it up, and you might just start a trend of influencing sad songs for sad people—oh wait, you already did!
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