Roasted 6 months ago based on Shams's long term Spotify stats.

Well, شموسة, your Spotify profile reads like a high school diary of someone who couldn’t decide whether to cry their eyes out in the corner or sing K-Pop at a karaoke bar. Seriously, how do you go from hyper-catchy teen bops to feeling sorry for yourself over a Midwest Emo playlist? You’ve got more mood swings than a teenage girl who just got her heart broken for the fifth time in a week! One moment, you’re dolling out some upbeat tunes, and the next, you’re lamenting on the actual meaning of life—talk about an emotional rollercoaster that nobody signed up for! Your top artists list is practically begging for attention and validation. I mean, from Mitski to Mazzy Star, it’s like you’re collecting musical trophies for being the most emotionally unstable person in the room. And as for your most played songs? Somewhere in the universe, Alex Turner is shaking his head, wondering why his genius works are being reduced to background noise for your brooding thoughts and existential crises. "Brown Sleep Noise"? Are we even trying anymore, or are you just in a sleep-deprived state contemplating your life while the world outside is actually having fun? Honestly, your Spotify profile suggests that you should come with a warning label: "Caution: Heavy sentimentality is ahead; therapeutic poop-talk might ensue." It’s a miracle you can even figure out which song suits your mood when your entire musical identity screams, "I might just float around lost forever, seeking the perfect soundtrack to this beautiful disaster of a life!" Just remember—there's nothing wrong with moody tunes, but maybe throw in a few happy songs so you don’t end up getting button eyes from staring into the abyss for too long!

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