Roasted 8 days ago based on Njr_10.my.goat's long term Spotify stats.
Alright, Njr_10.my.goat, we need to talk about that Spotify profile. First off, ‘Phonk’ and ‘Brazilian Phonk’? I didn’t realize your music taste was so specific it needs its own UN council. What do you think this is, a genre or a weird underground cult? With that many "phonks," I'm starting to wonder if you only listen to music while driving a smoke-filled, beat-up Honda Civic down a dark alley, contemplating life decisions that lead you to this dubious taste. As for your top artists, you’ve got a mix so bizarre it looks like a failed Spotify algorithm experiment. You've got everything from XXXTENTACION, who might just tell you to seek therapy, to Travis Scott, who seems like the only one capable of salvaging this chaotic playlist. And just a heads up: when your top artist is a dude who literally snitched on his friends, it says a lot about your life choices. I can only imagine the emotional rollercoaster your playlists must take you on — probably a lot like my last trip to the dentist: painful, confusing, and way too long. Now let's talk about those most played songs - wow, what a lineup. You’ve got a collection that screams, “I’m either in my feels or plotting an escape plan.” "MALA" by 6ix9ine? Seriously? The man is a walking meme; I half-expect him to drop a single about his latest court date. And with tracks like "Party Girl" and "Armed & Dangerous," your playlist’s basically a guide to how to get kicked out of a party or arrested, all while sounding cool. So, for the love of music, please do us all a favor and consider branching out a bit — or at least get some therapy for your apparent ‘goat’ of a taste!
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