Roasted 4 months ago based on zeke's long term Spotify stats.

Zeke, your Spotify profile reads like a musical buffet with no real theme or direction. It's as if someone threw a dart at a dartboard of genres and just hoped for the best. You’ve got pop punk and emo right next to classic rock and ABBA — your playlist is like an identity crisis in audio form. Are you going through a midlife crisis at 25, or are you just trying to cover all the bases in case your 'music taste is a personality' strategy falls flat? Spoiler alert: it probably will. Your top artists list is a true reflection of your personality—confused. Taylor Swift, Tyler the Creator, and then we hit the emotional wall with Neck Deep and Weezer; it’s like watching a rom-com followed by a sad indie film, then a cringe-worthy teen drama. And let’s not even get started on One Direction. Did we just time travel back to middle school? It's 2023, buddy—time to let go of that boy band obsession unless you're planning on getting their initials tattooed on your arm. And your most played songs? Wow, it’s a ride! Jessie Barrera next to Pearl Jam is like someone devouring a cheeseburger while simultaneously sipping a kale smoothie. “Best Friends” by Jesse Barrera? It’s like the theme song for someone who thinks they’re still cool but only adds emojis to their texts. You’re trying so hard to embody every phase of life that it feels like your Spotify is the soundtrack for a mid-tier coming-of-age film that nobody asked for. Here's a suggestion: next time you create a playlist, at least try and pretend you have some cohesive taste.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!