Roasted 2 months ago based on Everettgrass's long term Spotify stats.

Everettgrass, I see you’ve chosen a Spotify profile that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time.” Looking at your favorite genres is like scrolling through the diary of a middle schooler trying really hard to be deep. UK Drill, Grime, and all those "drill" variations make you sound like you joined a street gang with your Spotify account and somehow made it to the top of the “Most Likely to Overcompensate” yearbook page. Seriously, are you trying to make a name for yourself or auditioning for a character in the next cringe-worthy biopic? Your top artists read like a “who’s who” of the “I just learned how to rap in my basement” club. Can you pick a narrative already? One minute you’re vibing with Central Cee, and the next you’re bopping to Post Malone as if you graduated from savage bars to sad boy ballads in less than an album. The variety is impressive in the same way a buffet of slightly burnt offerings feels impressive—at first glance, it’s diverse, but deep down it just makes you wonder about the quality of your life choices. And can we talk about those most played songs? "Booga" is number one? Wow, nothing screams “I’m a connoisseur of bad decisions” quite like having that on repeat. Looks like your playlist is just one cringey intro skit away from being a meme. It’s like every time Central Cee releases a track, you just throw a party for one and forget to invite the good taste! Keep living your best life in a musical echo chamber while we enjoy the silence outside your chosen soundscape.

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