Roasted 3 months ago based on kuno's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Kuno, the self-proclaimed connoisseur of chaos, metal, and a sonic assault that sounds like a blender full of angry chainsaws. Your profile screams “I wear black to hide my sadness” while simultaneously slapping us in the face with enough screaming and breakdowns to make a grizzly bear reconsider its life choices. I mean, is this a Spotify profile or a "how to scare away all forms of joy" manual? Seriously, the only thing more abrasive than your playlist would be your social skills—if you ever had to talk to a human without a guitar in hand! Your favorite genres read like a list of potential band names that never made it out of mom’s basement. “Progressive Metal,” “Mathcore,” and “Djent”? Congrats on achieving peak pretentiousness. If I had a nickel for every time someone claimed “they just need to understand the time signatures” before they could groove, I’d buy you a better taste in music. At least you didn’t throw in “Environmental Metal,” where the band’s only message is to ruin nature one breakdown at a time. Here's a wild idea: why not try something relaxing for a change? Maybe some "smooth jazz" to go with that perpetual angst? And let’s talk about your top artists, because it’s clear you're either trying to convince us that you’re deeply misunderstood or just using Spotify to track your descent into a metal abyss. Who needs therapy when you can just blast “Hourglass” on repeat and drown in your own despair? I’m surprised “Knocked Loose” doesn’t have a song titled “Kuno, Get a Better Hobby,” because this level of commitment to musical angst is mildly impressive but mostly just sad. Your Spotify choices scream for help louder than the guitars in a breakdown—if you keep this up, you’ll be headlining for the “Lost Souls of Stagnation” in no time.

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