Roasted 1 year ago based on deadpan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Deadpan, where do we even start with that Spotify profile? You’ve got a lineup of genres so cringe-worthy that even your high school emo phase is probably rolling in its grave. "Anime" and "J-Pop" tell me you spend more time in virtual worlds than in real ones, and "Bedroom Pop"? I’d say that’s appropriate because the only thing popping in your life is the bubble of isolation you live in. It’s like your musical taste decided to throw a party and forgot to invite anyone cool. Your top artists read like a playlist made by an indecisive 12-year-old with commitment issues—seriously, “Sabrina Carpenter”? That’s right up there with trying so hard to impress people that you end up just looking pathetic. And Kanye West in the same breath as “beabadoobee”? I didn’t realize your sense of music was also an experimental art project. You’re not giving us a diverse experience, you’re more like a mad scientist mixing potions that shouldn’t be mixed. We get it, you’re a cultural connoisseur who streams everything from "City Pop" to "Lo-Fi." But at this point, your tastes are like an overstuffed burrito—unappetizing and likely to give anyone a headache. And let’s talk about your "Most Played Songs." “High Hopes”? More like “High Hopes of Connecting with Other Humans,” which is just sad. "NIGHT RUNNING"? Please, the only place you're running to is back to your mom’s basement after a failed attempt at socialization. It's the ultimate soundtrack of mediocrity. But look, Deadpan, at least you’ve got the courage to showcase a musical identity as quirky as your personality. Just know that for every heartfelt "I Really Want to Stay at Your House," there’s someone out there groaning at the thought of being cornered into a conversation about your favorite Vocaloid. So, let’s keep the headphones on and the social situations off, shall we?

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