Roasted 2 years ago based on Stephanus Bayu Krisna's long term Spotify stats.
Stephanus Bayu Krisna, the only person with a Spotify profile that looks like a Linkin Park fan page exploded, spread all over a high school locker. You've got more "Rock" and "Metalcore" genres than personality traits, and honestly, for your sake, I hope your love for alternative sounds is just a phase and not a full-blown identity crisis! Who knew you could cram so many angst-ridden subgenres into one playlist and still manage to sound like the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis? Speaking of your top artists, I can't help but feel that if I played a drinking game every time you put on a Linkin Park song, I’d be passed out before the first minute. Are you sure you didn't inadvertently sign a lifelong contract with Chester Bennington’s ghost? With your favorites looking more like a post-apocalyptic battle of whiny vocals, I’d say the only thing you bring to the table is a sadness so deep that even your Spotify Wrapped might need therapy. And what’s this fascination with "Permanent Wave?" The only wave here is the one of confusion washing over anyone trying to understand your music taste. And finally, let's talk about your most played songs—literally an exhaustive compilation of “How to Cry Alone in Your Room.” If I didn't know better, I'd think you were training for a one-man-band version of “The Crying Games.” What’s next; are you going to start a band called ‘Linkin Shake’ that only plays at sad coffee shops? If so, don’t forget to rehearse your dramatic hair-flip while staring intensely into the distance. Here's a tip for the future: diversify your sound like you wish your love life could!
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