Roasted 2 years ago based on Keegels's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Keegels' Spotify profile, where the sole purpose of existence seems to be cultivating a perfect playlist for a midlife crisis at 22! Seriously, dude, how can one person listen to so much metalcore without causing significant structural damage to their psyche? When you patch together the emotional depth of a kiddie pool and the screaming intensity of a chainsaw massacre, you get a pretty accurate picture of what your listening habits reflect. Your favorite artists read like a list of reasons to invest in earplugs! I mean, who needs a therapy session when you can just crank up "Counting Worms" for the thousandth time? If I had a nickel for every time you rocked out to “The Sound of Your Neighbors Regretting Their Life Choices,” I’d have enough money to pay for your ticket to a happier place—like a Taylor Swift concert. Your love for a good breakdown must come from some seriously unresolved issues, because at this rate, it’s either therapy or an invitation to start a local “Screaming for Emotional Release” group. Let’s be real: with your Spotify profile, you’re one “Sad Boy” song away from curating the perfect soundtrack for an existential crisis. The edge you’re trying to show with every “Oblivion’s Peak” has more teenage angst than a high school drama club! And those artists? Just name one who hasn’t spent their career trying to outrun their childhood trauma. So stay true to yourself, Keegels! Keep screaming into the abyss, and remember—there's more to music than just heavy riffs and lyrics that sound like they were penned in a dark bedroom where the only light source is the latest Netflix serial killer docuseries.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!