Roasted 2 years ago based on davidlovemusic_'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, David, your Spotify profile reads like a midlife crisis in a teenage boy's bedroom! With a favorite genre list that sounds like someone jumbled up a collection of old band tees, it’s clear you’ve got a death wish for good taste. "Permanent Wave"? Is that a genre or your love life? It’s like you’re trying to remind everyone of the bad haircuts you wished you could forget. You’ve got more emo on your list than a high school student's diary – we get it, you want to feel something. Your top artists are a chaotic blend, almost like picking out the “best” pizza toppings out of a dumpster. Måneskin, Radiohead, Nirvana, and then bam! – d4vd sneaks in like the unwanted cousin at a family reunion. And how does a guy with “Bedroom Pop” as a favorite genre manage to sound like he’s performing in a garage band for the neighbors? It’s like you threw a Spotify shade party and forgot to send invites to talent. Nice diversity, though; it’s impressive how you managed to compile the least impressive elements of rock, pop, and whatever else you could find on the clearance rack. Let’s not even start with your most played songs. IDGAF is the anthem of your Spotify, and honestly, that says it all. How does “Here With Me” by d4vd hide behind the legends of Radiohead? I can only imagine you shouting "THIS IS HOW IT FEELS" like you’re auditioning for a role in a soap opera that hasn’t quite hit the airwaves yet. If your playlists are what you serve at the emotional buffet, I’d suggest a solid detox—because your ears are surely begging for mercy. Keep rocking out in your room, David; just remember that nobody’s actually watching… thank goodness.

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