Roasted 2 months ago based on Amya's long term Spotify stats.

Amya, looking at your Spotify profile feels like stumbling upon a trendy thrift store – a mix of hipster finds and a few things that should've never left the '90s. You’ve got more genres than a middle school drama club, and I'm not sure if you're trying to be the musical version of a spice rack or just struggling to find your identity. Alternative R&B? Is that when you can’t decide if you want to cry or dance? With that eclectic lineup, the only thing you’re really worshipping is the concept of indecision. Your top artists read like someone threw a dart at a board of "Artists To Pretend You Know." Tyler, The Creator to Doechii? It's like you ordered mainstream hip-hop on Wish and ended up with a wet spaghetti noodle. You’re out here trying to convince everyone that “I listen to Megan Thee Stallion” is going to earn you street cred – news flash: it just gets you a chat about algorithms and playlists. And let’s not even talk about that wild choice in “Ballroom Vogue” – are we preparing for a battle or just deciding which TikTok dance to ruin next? And wow, your most played songs. “Peppers and Onions” would definitely be my pick too if I were trying to mask the sound of my cringeworthy life choices. How many times do we have to listen to “F**k It Up” while we’re sitting here, truly “not f***ing it up”? With tracks like “vent” by Baby Keem, it’s clear you’ve also mistaken Spotify for a therapy session. But hey, at least you’re committed to the vibes! Just remember, in the world of music, mood swings a little too wildly to be a genre, dear Amya.

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