Roasted 4 months ago based on jarl2's long term Spotify stats.

Jarl2, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis waiting to erupt in the garage of a dad who can’t decide if he’s still young enough to rock or should just embrace the cardigan. Seriously, how many different ways can you say “I loved high school”? Your obsession with every flavor of rock—classic, hard, heavy—looks like a cry for help from someone who thinks Iron Maiden is a form of meditation. And let’s not even start on the psychedelic subgenre; is that just your excuse for listening to the same tune while tripping over your own bad taste? Your top artists list brings a whole new meaning to “Who?” If your taste in music were a party, we’d have no choice but to hospitalize someone for excessive boredom. “The Red Army Choir”? Really? Trying to bring some “symphony of pain” to your listening experience, or are you just collecting obscure artists like they’re Pokémon? The only thing you’ve fought hard for is desperately clinging to a semblance of hipster cred while forgetting that it’s okay to enjoy music that doesn’t belong on an early 2000s college film soundtrack. And finally, your most played songs are a bizarre playlist that sounds like the world’s worst karaoke night at a questionable dive bar. “Woke Up This Morning - Chosen One Mix” really captures your journey of transitioning from rock god to “please let me relive my youthful glory.” I’m half-expecting to find a song on here called “Regrets, I’ve Had a Few” because that’s what your entire playlist screams. Just because you’ve played ‘Paranoid’ a million times doesn’t mean the world’s not already filled with enough anxiety—spare us your sonic version of therapy!

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