Roasted 15 days ago based on Eduardo's long term Spotify stats.

Eduardo, my dude, your Spotify profile practically screams "I haven’t left my room since 2018!" For someone with a name that rolls off the tongue like a spicy tango, your music tastes read more like a Tinder bio of someone who only swipes right on “good vibes” and “honesty.” I mean, do you really need EIGHT songs by Aitana on your most played list? At this point, Spotify should just rename your playlist to “Aitana and the Seven Genres of Deception.” Your favorite genres sound like a Latin party that somehow ended up at a retirement home bingo night. Colombian pop? Latin pop? Reggaeton? It’s like you took the most predictable musical choices and shoved them into a blender. You’re out here making bad musical decisions while everyone else is out sampling craft brews and exploring indie artists – does your playlist come with a matching pair of llama socks, or is that just the vibe I’m getting from all this mainstream fluff? And props to you, really, for being the human embodiment of “one-speed pony.” Your top artists list is like a lineup for a charity event no one wanted to attend. If your life were a movie, your soundtrack would be the background noise for a montage of sad snacks and questionable Netflix choices. It’s time to take a risk, Eduardo! Step outside of Aitana’s shadow and explore those wild genres you’ve ignored, or at the very least, let Morat do the heavy lifting for a while! Live a little; let that reggaeton take the wheel!

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