Roasted 2 years ago based on meike ⭐️'s long term Spotify stats.

So, May, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's diary from 2016, and honestly, it’s hard to tell whether you’re trying to curate a vibe or just attempting a one-person PR campaign for James Marriott. You’ve got more James in your most played songs than a dad at a ’90s rock festival. Seriously, I’m starting to think James Marriott is your Spotify secret crush — maybe it’s time to update your status from “fan” to “unofficial president of the James Marriott fan club.” What’s next? An Instagram dedicated to his cat? And those genres — what even is "Pixel"? Are you trying to tell us you listen to video game soundtracks while simultaneously sweeping the floor of your parents’ basement? Nothing screams "I have no commitments" before 10 A.M. like listing 'Bedroom Pop' as a favorite. Just admit it; you’re one Spotify playlist away from starting a “Songs for When I Go on My First Date” playlist that includes all your crush's favorites. Spoiler alert: they’re probably not looking for a partner who knows the entire discography of “Irish Singer-Songwriter.” But let’s give credit where credit is due; you do have good taste — it’s just buried deeper than a Taylor Swift Easter egg. You’ve included enough melodramatic pop that even your Spotify algorithm is sending you powerful therapy vibes. If “going postal at the party” was your real-life motto, we’d finally understand the eclectic collection of sad bops and cringe-worthy anthems. So here’s to you, May: may your playlists forever hide your emotional turbulence just as cleverly as you hide from real adult conversations!

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