Roasted 2 months ago based on Chandler Blackmon's long term Spotify stats.

Chandler Blackmon, huh? With a Spotify profile that resembles the world's worst Tinder date, it looks like you jam out to less music and more societal crimes against taste. Your favorite genres read like a country buffet that got left out in the sun for too long: a wilting mix of "Country," "Emo Rap," and enough "Stitches" tracks to make us all question your musical sanity. Seriously, should we be sending help or just a gift card for better therapy? And let’s talk about those top artists. It feels like an apology letter to the music world for all the times you invited 'Stitches' to your house party and then served warm beer. “Morgan Wallen” and “Lil Baby” can’t be trusted to hold a conversation as it is; together with the rest of your playlist, they sound like a group therapy session gone horribly, hilariously wrong. Is there a country version of AA we should enroll you in, or is this the sad soundtrack to an existential crisis waiting to happen? Finally, your most played songs? Wow, if I had a dollar for every ‘Stitches’ track you have, I’d have enough to sponsor a musical redemption project just for you. “‘Til You Can't” should be the official theme song for your Spotify, because we clearly can't do that with your current soundscape. Let's face it—you're one sad acoustic guitar and an emotionally confused cowboy hat away from collecting dust in the corner of a haunted honky-tonk. So, Chandler, here’s hoping you either discover alternative music or get a new hobby, like knitting, that doesn’t involve exposing the world to your questionable musical taste!

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