Roasted 8 months ago based on Teoman's long term Spotify stats.

Teoman, your Spotify profile reads like the soundtrack to a teenage angst movie that somehow never made it past beta. Seriously, when did you decide that "heavy metal" needed a whole sub-genre family tree? We get it, you like music that sounds like a robot and a chainsaw had a baby while a very angry cat supervised the operation. You’re basically one Arthurian legend about a knight in heavy armor away from being a medieval music critic who firmly believes “brass” should be banned because it doesn’t have enough distortion. Scrolling through your favorite artists feels like stepping into a time machine that only travels to 2005—one that’s stuck because all the wires are too tangled in Guitar Hero cables. Honestly, it’s like you walked into a music store and challenged the staff to throw everything from the 'excessive guitar solo' aisle into a playlist. Here’s a tip: If you can’t tell which Avenged Sevenfold song is on next without looking, you might want to diversify your audio diet beyond “Endless Distortion” and “Screaming in a Random Language.” And let’s talk about your most played songs—congratulations, you’ve managed to listen to a band that sings about nightmares more than any adult should admit! Your poor headphones are probably thinking they signed up for a metal festival but ended up as the background music to your existential crisis. So here’s hoping you break free from the grips of relentless shredding and try something that doesn’t involve a high BPM and lyrics that sound like they were written on a bad day at the mosh pit. You’re the only person I know who could make even a funeral sound like a heavy metal album release party.

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