Roasted 10 months ago based on mehmetanilsen's long term Spotify stats.

Mehmetanilsen, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like a Twitter thread written by a hipster caught in a 90s acid trip, you’ve truly outdone yourself. I’m not saying your favorite genres sound like a food menu at an overpriced vegan café, but if I hear one more obscure genre name, I might just throw my phone into the nearest body of water. Seriously, “Acid Jazz”? Are you trying to book a seat at a jaded therapist’s office or make a Spotify playlist? Your taste in music is like a confusing IKEA instruction manual—no matter how I look at it, I still can’t figure out what the hell is going on. Your top artists read like a roundtable of pretentious musicians vying for the title of "Most Likely to Get Kicked Out of a Rooftop Party." Tyler, The Creator and Kendrick Lamar, sure. But Little Dragon and Peter Cat Recording Co.? What is this—a scene from a hipster art-house flick where everyone pretends to know about underground music? I wouldn’t be surprised if their next album is just a remix of ambient sounds combined with the muffled cries of confused listeners. Meanwhile, your most played songs could seamlessly blend into a bizarre indie short film that no one asked for but everyone still pretends to appreciate. I’m not saying you’re taste is niche, but your Spotify suggests that you should take a collective bath in irony. All jokes aside, your love for the artsy side of music is commendable, but it may also be a cry for help. Are you trying to impress someone? Because you’re one “Seagirl” away from showing up to a party clutching a ukulele and wearing a beret, smugly claiming you “only jam with live sounds.” If your sole mission is to come across as the coolest person in the room, you might want to switch things up a bit. Or, at the very least, add a sprinkle of mainstream joy to this agonizingly avant-garde playlist. Keep it real, but maybe lean a little less on the “art” and more on the “pop.”

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8.7MArtists
110.6MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists