Roasted 2 years ago based on gracie <333's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, Gracie <333, your Spotify profile is like a time capsule from Hot Topic's clearance section. Seriously, you’ve got more angst than a teenager who just discovered eyeliner and emo poetry. Your favorite genres scream “I let my dog pick my music,” and that list reads like a playlist for a dramatic entry into a middle school talent show. Just what every Spotify user dreams of: a blend of metal that sounds like a blender on the fritz and pop tunes that'll have you questioning your life choices. And don’t even get me started on your top artists! With a lineup that sounds like the breakup of an overly caffeinated emo band, it’s hard to tell whether you’ve curated an inspiring mix or a soundtrack for the apocalypse. “Broadcast” as a favorite artist? Sounds like you’re looking up to someone who needs to learn how to tune into the right station of life. Meanwhile, “The Weeknd” has to be laughing between songs, thinking, “How did my music end up next to these screamo wannabes?" Your most played songs list reads like a proposal for a very niche therapy session, Gracie. Who knew you could fit all of your emotional baggage into ten tracks? “Kill Me” and “It’s Not a Fashion Statement, It’s a Deathwish” are practically a cry for help between pop-punk nostalgia and your morning coffee playlist. I hope you’re blasting these tracks while you perfect your “angsty poses” for Instagram, because if this is the soundtrack to your life, sweetheart, we’re all a little worried about you.
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