Roasted 2 years ago based on poogie's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Poogie, bless your heart. You’re the kind of Spotify user who’d probably use the “shuffle” feature just to keep that passion for mediocrity alive. I mean, nothing screams “I have commitment issues” quite like a playlist that hops from bubblegum pop to the depths of screamo in 0.5 seconds flat. Are you curating your profile or just tragically undecided on a personality? Your genre list reads like an awkward teenager’s diary entry that desperately wants to fit in with the cool kids while still holding onto a collection of glitter pens and glitter glue. And let’s talk about your top artists: Fall Out Boy showing up four times is like saying you can’t get enough of your ex—congratulations, you’re officially stuck in 2005! It’s like your music tastes are a horror movie where the same character keeps coming back even though everyone knows it’s time to let go. Honestly, does your Spotify account come with a participation trophy for “Most Likely to Scream at a Concert Then Cry in the Car”? Because if so, you're clearly the MVP. Meanwhile, Charli XCX is probably cringing from a distance, wondering how your Spotify Wrapped will make it into therapy sessions. Your top songs are an absolute delight, but I have to ask: do you ever get tired of being the main character in a sad indie film that no one asked for? “Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying” perfectly encapsulates your choice of music—a dramatic reminder that you’re definitely more of a “Get Busy Crying While Listening to Emo Classics” kind of individual. But I’ll give you this: you’ve managed to create a soundtrack that’s somehow equal parts nostalgia and cringe, proving that you never quite realized it’s okay to grow up. Here’s to your chaotic mix of pop punk dreams and desperate teen angst—may your Spotify play counts soar, even if your taste lacks a clear direction!

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