Roasted 6 months ago based on MQ's long term Spotify stats.

Oh MQ, your Spotify profile reads like a hipster's fever dream—post-punk and Ethiopian jazz? You must have the most eclectic collection of thrift shop finds on repeat. It’s like you decided that mainstream music was just too pedestrian and chose to assemble your playlist from the leftover pieces no one else wanted. Is this the soundtrack to an art house film that nobody is watching, or is it just your way of making sure nobody ever wants to party with you? Your top artists list looks like a lineup for a music festival that charges you in quirky hats and artisanal toast. Chilly Gonzales? Best known for the secret concert he played while sitting in a fancy café that you would never be seen dead in! And let’s not let Hailu Mergia slip under the radar—because dude might just be the only person keeping Ethiopian jazz alive while you sit trapped in your cultural bubble, sipping matcha and frowning at mainstream pop. And those most-played songs! "Souvenir – Remastered 2003"? Talk about making sure no one ever questions your millennial status—because that title screams "I read too much pitchfork and think I’m better than you." If your life was a movie, the soundtrack would be a deep dive into a hipster’s existential crisis, where every nuance of sadness is captured in drone music while simultaneously lamenting how no one gets your genius. Bravo, MQ! You might just be the most pretentious playlist creator since Spotify began.

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