Roasted 2 years ago based on Ydk michael's long term Spotify stats.

Ydk Michael, with a Spotify profile so meticulously curated, it looks less like a playlist and more like a desperate cry for help. I mean, your taste in music is as repetitive as a broken record – or should I say, a broken Wizkid? Seriously, do you only have one artist on repeat? At this point, your profile is just one long love letter to someone who probably doesn’t remember who you are. Afrobeats, Nigerian Pop, and repeating the same five Wizkid tracks? You clearly don’t listen to music for diversity; you listen for a single, never-ending vibe. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? You’ve got an impressive collection of names that scream, “I only want to hear melodies that sound the same.” With a lineup filled with Wizkid and friends, the only thing you're missing is a side of repetition with a dash of originality. If I wanted to hear the same banger 10 times, I’d just walk into the club and stop by the bathroom every five minutes. Emo rap mingling with Afrobeats? At this point, I'm convinced you just threw a dart at a board full of random genres and hoped it landed on something cool. Spoiler alert: it didn't. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. You’ve made Wizkid's discography look like it’s on a continuous loop, like some sad little DJ at a house party that no one wants to leave. But hey, if you want to keep living in that self-imposed musical Groundhog Day, who am I to stop you? Just remember, the only thing worse than your Spotify choices is the mixed-up identity crisis you seem to have, snuggling between Afrobeat rhythms and the emotional anguish of emo rap. Congratulations, Ydk Michael. You’ve achieved the ultimate oxymoron: a fun party for one!

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