Roasted 2 years ago based on Michelle's long term Spotify stats.

Michelle, your Spotify profile reads like a high school mixtape thrown together by a kid with an identity crisis. I can’t tell if you’re trying to relive the glory days of 2015 with your endless Taylor Swift and One Direction anthems or if you’re just a closet wannabe DJ spinning the same tired EDM tracks as if they’re going to level up your life. Each song choice screams, “I put minimal effort into my personality, but hey, I do know all the lyrics to ‘Shake It Off!’” Your “favorite genres” list is about as consistent as a cat trying to take a bath. Pop? Sure. But also Aussietronica? What the heck is that—are you trying to start a band with a bunch of kangaroos? And don't get me started on "Permanent Wave." Congratulations, you’ve officially found a music genre that is as permanent as the regret of that one haircut you had in 2010. At this point, your playlist looks more like the remnants of a chaotic music festival where people dropped their phones in the mud and hit "shuffle" on their regrets. And can we take a moment to address those top artists? You’d think you’re trying to construct the ultimate “Best of Record Labels That Didn’t Want to Be Associated with You.” From Niall Horan to Coldplay, it’s like a safe-space playlist for someone who’s terrified of actually having taste. With that many ex-teen heartthrobs and a side of grunge sprinkled in, I half expect to see a tear-stained playlist titled “Songs I Play While Eating Ice Cream Alone.” Brace yourself, Michelle. Your music choices are likely to land you on a cringe compilation faster than your taste can even say, “Oh no, not ‘Dancing With Our Hands Tied’ again!”

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