Roasted 7 months ago based on Molly Mendelson's long term Spotify stats.

Molly Mendelson, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like a teenage girl’s daydream diary. Seriously, it’s like the algorithms were trying to piece together a mix tape based entirely on high school heartbreaks and holiday cheer. With your favorite genres including “Pop Country” and “Big Band,” it feels like you’re just one awkward shuffle away from a karaoke night at a retirement home featuring a Taylor Swift cover band. And let’s talk about those top artists. I see you’ve gathered a lineup that looks like an audition for the role of “Most Basic Person Ever.” Taylor Swift and Ariana Grande? At this point, they're practically your spirit animals, and if Sabrina Carpenter shows up in your next dream, you might want to check for a restraining order. With dreams of hyperpop and adult standards dancing in your head, it's like you’re trying to piece together the world's most confused Spotify playlist—a genre buffet that serves up lukewarm leftovers from the last decade. As for your most played songs, I’m not saying you have a type, but if Sabrina Carpenter ever needs a new best friend, you might just qualify as her number one stalker. "Coincidence" and "Please Please Please" on repeat? Girl, we get it, crushes can be tough, but those emotional bangers are not going to help you get through that awkward phase of your high school drama club. Your Spotify history looks like a playlist made for waiting rooms, and I’m starting to think your love life is just as flat as your music taste.

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