Roasted 7 months ago based on 𝚂𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊🎔's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, "Bye bro💔," is that a Spotify profile or a middle school breakup diary? With a name like that, I'm expecting you to send me a playlist titled "Songs to Cry to While Eating Ice Cream" next. Your favorite genres read like a list of the worst symptoms imaginable. If anyone asked what you enjoyed, you'd sound like you were reciting all the possible ways to suffer musically. Seriously, I didn’t know "speedcore" was a genre—they must have invented that while running away from catchy melodies! Your top artists are a vivid testament to what happens when you mix existential dread with a dash of hipster pretension. I mean, is "femtanyl" the name of a band or just the soundtrack to their get-togethers at the local emo coffee shop? It’s like your playlist was curated by a depressed raccoon stumbling through a thrift store. You’ve got artists whose names sound like the result of a bad high school chemistry experiment, and I’m just waiting for you to drop “404 Not Found” as your new favorite. As for those most played songs, it's clear you embrace the tragic with a side of dramatic flair. "They come and go"? Sounds like you're not just talking about your music taste but also your friends. "This Feeling Will Pass"? Spoiler alert: it won’t, especially if you keep listening to these artists about heartbreak and despair! You might need a self-help group for your musical choices. Next time someone offers you a happy song, don’t be offended; they’re just trying to rescue you from your own sonic purgatory.

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