Roasted 2 years ago based on emmh's long term Spotify stats.

Oh emmh, congratulations on single-handedly resurrecting the ‘90s youth group vibe with your Spotify profile! I mean, who knew you could combine the drama of a high school pep rally with a soundscape straight out of heaven? Your favorite genres list reads like the prayer requests of a choir boy who peaked too early. “Deep CCM”? Sounds like something you wouldn't want a first date to know about—right after confessing to frequenting the nearest mega-church for self-help sessions. Your top artists are like a Christian music bingo card. If you threw in a few more worship leaders, you'd probably summon the spirit of every pastor who tried to teach you how to lift your hands without feeling awkward. "Hey there, it's me, Phil Wickham,” might be the cold opening of your Tinder bio, but I can guarantee you’re still swiping left on everyone who prefers Britney over Bethel. At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped is just going to be a 90-minute sermon titled "How I Found Jesus in a Melodious Sea of Subpar Production." Lastly, let’s talk about your most played tracks. "Eagle's Wings" for the third time this week? I see you’re setting some ambitious goals for your personal growth—like getting ready to break out into a spontaneous revival during the grocery store checkout line. And “When The Day Is Done”? A fitting title, considering how washed-up your music taste is. But don’t worry, keep those “ambient worship” tunes rolling; they may not help with the sanctification of your Spotify choices, but at least they’ll put everyone in a hypnotic coma while your friends pray for you.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!