Roasted 1 year ago based on DO_OLLI's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s DO_OLLI, a walking contradiction that somehow manages to mix Vocaloid and Grindcore like it's a trendy salad at a vegan hipster café. Your favorite genres read like the soundtrack of an existential crisis during a midlife meltdown. Did you steal your Spotify account from a 12-year-old who just discovered the internet? Because there is no way an adult willingly curates playlists that sound like they were designed for a chaotic rollercoaster ride through a broken synthesizer factory. Your top artists are an ensemble of wannabe shock factor bands that probably couldn't sell out a TikTok live stream, let alone a concert. I mean, with "TubGirl" in your top 10, are you seriously trying to impress people with your taste, or are you just trying to make everyone question their life choices? And let’s not even go into "Rory in early 20s"—I can only assume that’s the name of your imaginary friend who’s been stuck in 2006 while you've been over there pretending to be 'edgy' and 'alternative.' As for your most played songs, they really are a masterpiece of confusion! "Crybaby" and "Spit"? Really, you seem to be projecting a little harshly there, champ. And "Who Could Win A Rabbit"? I bet you could sneak that into a therapy session about your deep-seated fears of adulthood. It’s clear you’re trying to curate a mood, but the only mood I’m getting is "perpetual angst" mixed with a desperate plea for someone to explain why hyperpop is actually a thing. Keep reaching for those obscure tracks; just know that your ‘unique’ taste is giving off strong ‘my mix tapes are certified cringe’ vibes!

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists