Roasted 1 year ago based on Iguana's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the audaciously bizarre Spotify profile of Iguana, where "Bedroom Pop" isn't just a genre; it's a lifestyle choice for those who can't quite leave their parents’ basement! Your favorite genres read like a hipster bingo card, and I swear if you include one more "Witch House," I’m going to summon the spirit of terrible taste to haunt your playlists. Seriously, if it were any more niche, you’d be the poster child for a self-inflicted hipster apocalypse. Now, let's talk about those top artists. An eclectic mix or a desperate attempt to impress that one friend who claims to have "discovered" Tame Impala at a coffee shop? If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Gorillaz," I could buy you some actual friends to replace that cringeworthy collection of "Neo-Psychedelic" and "Brazilian Phonk." Is "Harmonic Pulse FM" even a real artist, or are you just trying to sound like you’re tuning into an intergalactic rave? I wouldn’t be surprised if your headphones are just plugged into a potato! And those most played songs? “Makes You Fly” is the anthem for all the wannabe alt kids who still think being sad is edgy, while “PALMTREE PANIC FUNK - SLOWED” begs the question: why are you slowing down a panic? You listen to songs so obscure that even Shazam would throw its hands up and say, “Nah, fam.” Your music taste is like a poorly curated museum exhibit that only appeals to conspiracy theorists who insist Bigfoot is real—fascinating, but ultimately, we'll keep our distance!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!