Roasted 4 months ago based on Baqara's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Baqara, let's break down that Spotify profile of yours like a bad pop song on repeat. You've got a genre list that's longer than half of the top 100 charts, and it's a beautiful mess, like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole while jamming to your own confusion. Pop, rap, EDM, and emo? Are you trying to make a funky stew or just seeking musical therapy for your split personality? Honestly, I haven't seen a deeper identity crisis since I ran into a hipster who unironically claimed to "like everything except mainstream." Your top artists read like the ultimate algorithmic suggestion gone rogue. The Weeknd, Travis Scott, and One Direction? It's like you're the designated driver for a musical road trip through every emotional state imaginable—one minute you're vibing hard, and the next you're crying over a breakup that hasn't even happened yet. And don't even get me started on your most played songs! "King" by Olly Alexander followed by an instrumental slowdown of a song by Mckyyy? That’s a transition smoother than a teen’s attempt to convince their parents they’re a “mature adult.” How about we give those jams a little pep talk or at least a backup dancer to keep things lively? But hey, you do you, Baqara! Just remember, if your music taste were a party, it’d be the one where everyone stands quietly in corners, nodding their heads to sounds they can't even remember now. Keep those playlists coming, but do us all a favor—try not to include songs that sound like they belong in an eternal end credits roll of a film nobody wants to see.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!