Roasted 2 years ago based on elskeng's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, elskeng. With a Spotify profile that screams "I'm trying too hard to be cool," you’ve mastered the fine art of musical indecisiveness. Your favorite genres read like a confused teen's attempt at identity—Rock? Britpop? Hip Hop? It's like you threw a dart at a music encyclopedia and decided to live with the random chaos it struck. Honestly, how many genres does one need before it starts feeling like a personal crisis? Your top artists could barely keep a single playlist in sync, let alone a coherent taste in music. You’ve got Oasis and The Stone Roses sharing the stage with Drake and Lil Baby. It's like you’re hosting a musical potluck where everyone brings a dish they thought would impress, but all we ended up with is a hot mess casserole. If someone were to judge your profile solely based on your taste, they'd likely conclude you have multiple personality disorders—one for every genre you claim to love. As for those most played songs? Bravo! You’ve managed to mix emo rock, UK hip hop, and some American mumble rap into what can only be described as the playlist for a quarter-life crisis. Picking “If I Had A Gun…” as a top song is like saying, "I’m deeply philosophical while I dabble in club beats!" Talk about a catchy contradiction. Also, just a heads-up: listening to “Yes Indeed” more than once doesn't make you hip, it just raises questions about your life choices. But hey, at least you’re consistently confused—there’s comfort in the chaos, right?

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