Roasted 1 year ago based on Sebazzz's long term Spotify stats.
Sebazzz, your Spotify profile has me questioning if you’re secretly living in an anime fantasy where Vocaloid and J-Pop are the main genres of civilization. Seriously, dude, your favorite genres read like a shopping list from a weeb’s therapy session. “Escape Room”? How about escaping the harsh reality that you’re one playlist away from being a full-blown cartoon character? No wonder you’re over there jamming to Icelandic Pop—maybe you think it’ll help you transcend to another dimension where your taste might actually improve. Let’s take a moment to discuss your top artists. Retro Girl? Is that a new alias for someone stuck in a time loop of bad choices and better days? Arca? Honestly, the only thing more experimental than their music is your decision to have “deconstructed club” as a genre—what is that even? Do we just tear apart the club scene until there’s nothing left but sad techno and existential dread? It’s like you saw “red flags” and thought, "Why not turn those into concert tickets?" And don’t even get me started on your most played songs. Look, I get it—there’s something charming about diving into niche music, but you’ve taken it to a level that belongs in a museum dedicated entirely to sadness. How are you blasting “エゴロック - long ver.” while pretending it’s a legitimate life choice? It’s not just a song; it’s an internal monologue of every time you’ve overthought a decision in a ramen shop. Face it, Sebazzz, your music taste is a beautiful disaster—like a hipster album cover thrown into the void of a hyper-colored anime dreamscape. Bravo!
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