Roasted 3 months ago based on Ellis's long term Spotify stats.

Ellis, your Spotify profile is a musical love letter to the 2010s that reads more like a cringe-worthy diary entry. It's like you walked into a genre buffet and just loaded your plate with every greasy option. Seriously, can you even hear the difference between "Gangster Rap" and "East Coast Hip Hop"? It's like calling your fridge full of leftovers a 'culinary experience.' Who knew you could fit every hip hop variation into one profile and still somehow miss the mark on having taste? And let's talk about your top artists—you've got a lineup more confused than a toddler in a candy store. Chief Keef and Bob Marley? That’s a pairing I wouldn’t even wish on my worst enemy. If Spotify was a high school cafeteria, you’d be the kid who sat alone, wearing a shirt that says "I love all jam bands, please don’t talk to me.” Friends don’t let friends listen to Slightly Stoopid and then jump into a trap playlist without at least a little intervention first. Lastly, your most played songs read like an algorithm gone rogue. "Jealous" by Nick Jonas? Really? We've all had bad days, but that's no excuse to swim in the deep end of guilty pleasures with lines about cheating. And what’s with the sudden shift from "Ric Flair Drip" to "We Live For Rock"? It’s as if your playlist was created by a squirrel on a sugar rush. Keep it up, Ellis; at this rate, you might just invent a whole new genre—“What Are You Listening To?” sounds like a solid contender for number one!

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