Roasted 1 year ago based on JG's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, JG, looking at your Spotify profile is like taking a tour through an underground art exhibit where no one asked for a ticket. You’ve curated a playlist that screams, “I promise I’m cooler than I really am!” with a collection of genres that sound like they were randomly generated by an algorithm trying to one-up a pretentious hipster. Post-Punk? New Rave? They sound like the names of hip fashion trends your local thrift shop has been hoarding since 2006. Your top artists list reads like a lineup for a festival that forgot to advertise. Charli XCX—sure, we’ll call her the headliner, but Ethel Cain? That’s the kind of deep cut you’d find on a mixtape a sad kid made for their crush in high school. And let’s not ignore Gary Wilson, the yellowed relic of “experimental,” who I’m pretty sure hasn’t seen daylight since the 70s. What’s next? A tribute concert to your childhood stuffed animals? Now, let’s talk about those most played songs. You’ve got songs on your list that make me question your life choices harder than a trip to a vegan taco truck after a night of drinking. "Iron Gloves"? Do you truly relate more to a cat in a mustard-colored gauntlet than any real human experience? And "All I Want" by Joni Mitchell? Great choice—if your goal was to ensure your sad boy playlist was 50 years late to the game. Next time you hit shuffle, I hope it plays Rugrats theme music just to bring you back to reality!

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