Roasted 8 months ago based on laurence's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Laurence, your Spotify profile is like a musical Tinder profile created by a heartbroken teenager with questionable taste and a loaded box of tissues. With a favorite genre list that’s longer than your ability to finish a conversation, can we just agree that your music needs as much therapy as your Spotify Wrapped needs a vacation? You’re like the sonic embodiment of collage art made from expired band stickers and a delusion that wearing black eyeliner is a personality trait. And let's talk about your top artists — darling, it's a smorgasbord of melodrama that seems to be exclusively curated for the world's saddest prom night. TWICE, Red Velvet, and AOA—great, now we know you’ll be crying into your bubblegum pop while simultaneously questioning your life choices with every screamo breakdown you enjoy on the side. If your playlists had a theme, it would be "My Heart's An Emo Abyss," and honestly, I can't tell whether I should laugh or hand you a bolster to scream into. Finally, your most played songs could serve as the soundtrack for a cringe-worthy rom-com featuring an overly in-tune main character who can't decide between attending a K-Pop concert or a therapy session. “I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy…” really? Your life must be one borderline pitiful love story after another. Listen, Laurence, it’s time to step outside your emo fortress, let the sunshine in, and maybe mix in a little adult contemporary for good measure—the world is more than just mosh pits and heartbreak bops. Don’t let your Spotify profile be a permanent reflection of your inner angst; there’s a whole realm of music beyond the angst, you just need to find it… like you would a good therapist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!