Roasted 2 years ago based on carcoos,'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey carcoos, your Spotify profile looks like the aftermath of that weird internet rabbit hole we all try to avoid. "Gym Phonk"? Really? That sounds like something they’d blast at a dystopian gym where the machines are powered by the collective despair of the untrained. I half expect your workout playlist to come with a government warning about the risk of emotional damage. At least when people ask you about your music taste, you can just shrug and say, “I’m too cool for mainstream. I exclusively vibe to music that sounds like it was made by a blender and a kazoo!” And these artists? Come on. "Lil Darkie"? That's not an artist; that's what happens when you leave crayons out in the sun too long. Your music library resembles an underground secret society of sound where every member is just trying to out-weird the last one. Honestly, how do you even discover these gems? Do you blindfold yourself and throw darts at genre tags? “Ukrainian Phonk"? That sounds less like music and more like a desperate attempt to keep the beats alive in a karaoke bar after the last call. As for your most played songs, I’m convinced you’re trying to create a soundtrack for an existential crisis. “AH AH” literally has three words in its title, and one of them isn’t even a word! If your life were a movie, Spotify would be the jarring soundtrack that makes everyone question your sanity. But hey, keep doing you, I guess. Just remember, it’s never too late to switch to something that's not literally the sound of your brain melting.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!